thatoneshow.com: No Toupee For You

No matter how much you want your (or some fake) hair back Germany won't let you have it.

thatoneshow: All Children Must Wear Ultra Protective Clothing

That's what's going to happen if everybody keeps this up. In London school teachers want to get rid of the word "fail" and replace it with the less harsh "deferred success" so as to not upset any of those damn little flunkers. If the kid fails they should feel horrible so next time they do better! Full story

thatoneshow.com: Bring Back The Couch Continues

I checked back at the site I posted a few days ago dedicated to bringing back The Daily Show's couch. This is too friggin' funny. I really think this guy is obsessed with the couch. There's even a petition (think the one.org petition) and t-shirts to show you support the cause!

thatoneshow.com: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

I'm a big fan of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, it's simply hilarious. Last week they moved the show to a new studio and got a totally new set. Stewart said before they left the week's vacation to make the move "we'll get a new set and you'll all hate it". Turns out, he was right, a lot of people do hate it. Some don't like it at all. Others really have a massive affinity for the now long gone couch. All in all, it's still one of the best shows on TV and for that we can all keep watching, or listening if we really hate looking at the set that much.

thatoneshow.com: M.I.A.

M.I.A. is this crazy hot new artist that everyone seems to clamoring over. I'm serious there are pop, hip-hop, alternative and probably even a few country radio programmers wanting to put her on. MTV has beat a lot of 'em to it with her video for "Galang" which looks like something from the '80s. What do you think?

thatoneshow.com: Willie Nelson Goes Reggae?

Yes, legendary country singer Willie Nelson is set to release a reggae album this Tuesday. We've all been hearing a lot about the new genre Reggaeton which is a sort of latin hip-hop. I'm thinking that Willie is single handly launching Reggaery, which has the country twang on the island reggae beats. I just don't know what they're thinking.

thatoneshow.com: The Food Is Just That Bad

Was it because the food looked so disgusting that folks at this restaurant had to eat in the dark or was it because they just didn't pay the electric bill?

thatoneshow: Astrologist Sues NASA

We new that she was crazy when they said she's an astrologist, we didn't realize she'd be this crazy though. A Russian woman is suing NASA for $300 million in damages because they crashed the comet and she claims that will change her horoscopes. Too bad we couldn't crash her into the comet.

thatoneshow.com: Live 8 Liveness

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