thatoneshow.com: Paris Meet Paris

Aparantly Paris found her true love... Paris. No, not the city, and no not herself, some guy that actually has the same name as her. This is crazy. Can you imagine the ceremony, "Paris do you take Paris?"..."which one of us are you talking to?". Too weird.

thatoneshow.com: Monk Fight

Yeah, seriously Buddhist Monks got in a fight. It's the classic story of the east side vs. the west side.

thatoneshow.com: NBC Sued for Can't See TV

Apparently Motley Crue thinks it's illegal to not put them on TV. The band has been banned (haaa, that sounds funny) from NBC after they used the F*** expletive on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" which woke up a few people who then complained to the FCC. Because of the constantly heightened broadcast regulations NBC could face millions of dollars in fines. What "the Crue" doesn't understand is that a network has the right to not put people on TV, if they wanted to the wouldn't even have to put the President on. Actually, if Motley Crue wins this, I think I'll sue NBC for not giving me my own TV show.

thatoneshow.com: The Class of One

Getting the title of valedictorian wasn't too tough for one Montana senior in high school. In fact, for all we know she could have gotten nothing above a "C" and still got the title. Why? Because she was the only student in the senior class. Obviously, not the biggest school there is, with only four students.

thatoneshow.com: America Finally Got Russia

At least that's what one Russian women believes. Turns out the lake at a Russian village disappeared...over night. Like some one opened the drain and all the water ran out. It's pretty weird.

that one show: 'Arrested Development' Is Back!

Now for some good television news, one of the funniest shows on TV is coming back! Arrested Development has not only been picked up for the rumored 10 episodes...the new president of entertainment has picked it up for a full season of 22 episodes! And for those of you who aren't feeling the excitement because you've never seen the show before, be sure you actually watch it this time around! And get the DVDs of season one to get you up to speed in the meantime.

that one show: Britney-Way Too 'Chaotic'

Did anyone see the new show on UPN Britney & Kevin Chaotic? The crappiest show I've seen on TV in a long time, and that's saying something.

that one show: Runaway Hot Sauce

Capitalism at its finest! A hot sauce manufacturer is cashing in on the runaway bride that made headlines just weeks ago. Dubbed 'Jennifer's High Tailin' Hot Sauce'. I'm guessing that most grooms will want to be sure that is not served at their wedding reception. Check it out.

that one show: Chappelle Found, This TIME

TIME Magazine finally gets down to it, finds Dave Chappelle and talks to him. It's amazing how a news magazine actually does stuff like that still. Anyway, he is in South Africa, not in a psychiatric faciltiy (only met with a psychiatrist for 40 minutes), and the only drugs he's on is cigarettes and coffee. Sounds like he left to get away from some of the folks in his inner circle that changed with his new found fame. He says he's still wants to do the third season. More

that one show: Dave Chappelle Found?

Entertainment Weekly reports he checked himself into a psychiatric treatment center in South Africa late last month. What I want to know is how nobody really seems to know where the hell he is. Doesn't he have a cell phone?

EW claims that the third season (in which Chappelle would have made somewhere around $50 Million) isn't going to happen. Yours truly is still hopeful.

that one show: Some Good News for Comedy Central

In the absence of Dave Chappelle (see below) Comedy Central did just release some good news. Stephen Colbert will be getting his on "Daily Show" spinoff. That will parody the personality "news" screemfest shows like O'Reilly and Crossfire. It'll be produced by Jon Stewart. "The Colbert Report" will debut this fall, presumably right after "The Daily Show". Now that's good news.

that one show: Where's Dave Chappelle?

Seems he's been MIA for weeks from the set of the very popular "Chappelle's Show". Niether Comedy Central nor Dave's publicist, Matt Labov, are giving up any details as to why the show has been postponed indefinitely. Rumors have been flying everything from too much pressure and partying, creative differences with the network, and Dave's new found strict following of Islam. I can definitely understand the too much pressure one. It's tough to live up to all of the hype the show is getting. I think Dave just needs to realize, even if it isn't as great as the first two seasons, season three will still be better than most of the stuff on TV. Newsweeks sheds some light. If anyone knows more, please feel free to email the show at thatoneshow AT yahoo.com

Dave, the country needs you now more than ever!

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Turns out this chicken actually got in trouble for crossing the road.

thatoneshow: Will Ferrell Is Back on SNL!

Well, just for one episode. He's hosting on May 14th. This is the best news I've heard in a while.