Warning: Christmas Parties Can Damage Your Health

This story definitely could have helped had I read it earlier. At your holiday parties this year be sure to head their warnings of staying away from fire and don't photocopy your ass. Siriously? We are paying people to study this crap? Have they ever seen a sitcom before? If they would have they would have known that so much can go wrong whenever you involve those two elements in any sort of office party. So be sure to have a safe holiday season and stay away from copy machines!

-Noah